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Letterman Apologizes To Palin

Talk show host David Letterman apologized to Alaska governor Sarah Palin for insinuating her daughter was impregnated at a New York Yankees game. What do you think?
  • "I think Letterman should have waited a couple weeks to be sure she really wasn't impregnated at the game.”

    Karen Borden Technical Illustrator
  • "How could he make such a callous joke when the governor is only now getting over her unwed teen daughter's breakup after trotting both her and the father of her baby around on the campaign trail for two months as paragons of responsibility and virtue?"

    Brent Siefert Plumber
  • "Wait a minute. You mean there's a Palin daughter out there who's not pregnant? I'll be right back."

    Terry Reinhard Systems Analyst

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