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WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

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GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Levi Strauss CEO: Stop Washing Your Jeans

Speaking at a sustainability conference Tuesday, Levi Strauss CEO Chip Bergh told consumers that washing jeans is an unnecessary process that wastes water, and instead recommended placing jeans in the freezer to kill germs. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, that all sounds way easier.”

    Scott Metzstein Prosecuting Attorney
  • “Good! There’s nothing quite like pulling a fresh pair of jeans right from the freezer.”

    Will Hauldren Unemployed
  • “That’s all right. I’m okay wasting the water.”

    Kristen Wennerholm Education Consultant

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