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Lewis Out For MDA Telethon

Despite a report that Jerry Lewis and the Muscular Dystrophy Association had reconciled, for the first time in 45 years the comedian will not be hosting the group's annual Labor Day Telethon. What do you think?

  • "Jerry Lewis is not doing the MDA telethon? Lewis, decorated for his achievements by the adoring French with the Croix d'Honneur des Téléthons Amusants?"

    Sharon Grant Systems Analyst
  • "I, for one, can't wait to see the new, undoubtedly hilarious update starring Eddie Murphy."

    Jayson Smith Denture Packer
  • "Well, too late. I already spent all my money on normal kids."

    Alex Denton Unemployed

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