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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Libya To Help U.S.Spread Democracy

Libya says it will work with the United States to spread democracy. What do you think?
  • "If we really want Libya to help spread democracy, we’d better give them their weapons back."

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  • "Libya might seem like an unlikely partner, but, given our current international standing, every partner is an unlikely partner."

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  • "The same thing happened with my boyfriend and me, sort of. As soon as I agreed to give up my virginity, he agreed to remove me from his personal list of state-sponsors of terrorism."

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