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With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Libya To Help U.S.Spread Democracy

Libya says it will work with the United States to spread democracy. What do you think?
  • "If we really want Libya to help spread democracy, we’d better give them their weapons back."

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  • "Libya might seem like an unlikely partner, but, given our current international standing, every partner is an unlikely partner."

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  • "The same thing happened with my boyfriend and me, sort of. As soon as I agreed to give up my virginity, he agreed to remove me from his personal list of state-sponsors of terrorism."

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