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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Libya To Help U.S.Spread Democracy

Libya says it will work with the United States to spread democracy. What do you think?
  • "If we really want Libya to help spread democracy, we’d better give them their weapons back."

    Michael Daloway Cable Installer
  • "Libya might seem like an unlikely partner, but, given our current international standing, every partner is an unlikely partner."

    Randy Schwartz Baker
  • "The same thing happened with my boyfriend and me, sort of. As soon as I agreed to give up my virginity, he agreed to remove me from his personal list of state-sponsors of terrorism."

    Sara Flume Personal Shopper

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