Libya To Help U.S.Spread Democracy

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Libya To Help U.S.Spread Democracy

Libya says it will work with the United States to spread democracy. What do you think?
  • "If we really want Libya to help spread democracy, we’d better give them their weapons back."

    Michael Daloway
    Cable Installer
  • "Libya might seem like an unlikely partner, but, given our current international standing, every partner is an unlikely partner."

    Randy Schwartz
    Baker
  • "The same thing happened with my boyfriend and me, sort of. As soon as I agreed to give up my virginity, he agreed to remove me from his personal list of state-sponsors of terrorism."

    Sara Flume
    Personal Shopper