Libyan Pilots Seek Asylum

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Libyan Pilots Seek Asylum

After refusing to bomb a crowd of protesters, two Libyan air force pilots landed their jets in Malta and are now seeking political asylum. What do you think?

  • "This is a golden opportunity for the Maltese military to leapfrog to the cutting edge of 1950s French jet-fighter technology."

    Pam Verellen
    Garde-Manger
  • "This could make a great story. Is one of the pilots fussy, and the other one a big slob?"

    Andy Knudson
    Systems Analyst
  • "Hey, how come when I wanted to defect, Malta told me they were closed?"

    Ari Latona
    Unemployed
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