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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Lie-Detector Tests For Congress

The FBI wants members of Congress to take lie-detector tests in an investigation of leaked information regarding the Sept. 11 attacks. What do you think?
  • "I only support lie-detector tests for lawmakers if the questions are funny and embarrassing."

    John Pulliam Forklift Operator
  • "I hope they also get to the bottom of who has been taking Sen. Hagel's Diet Cokes from the fridge. It happened again today."

    Tom Allenby Senator
  • Young Woman "At last, Stage Three: out-of-control finger-pointing."

    Robyn Saunders Graduate <br>Student
  • "Are we going to treat our legislators like common white-collar criminals?"

    Dana <br>Wertheimer Homemaker
  • "Each time one of these lie-detector tests is given, it costs taxpayers $12,000. Okay, I just totally lied about that."

    Richard Leach Systems <br>Analyst
  • "All along, I've been saying Congress was involved in Sept. 11. But did anyone listen? No. Instead, I'm just dismissed as that crazy guy who lives under the overpass and shits in a KFC bucket."

    Edgar Wigand Unemployed
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