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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Lieberman Not Running For Re-Election

Senator and one-time vice-presidential candidate Joe Lieberman (I-CT) announced that he would not run for a fifth term in 2012. What do you think?

  • "I don't know why. He had the miserable asshole vote pretty much locked up."

    Erica Johnson Systems Analyst
  • "Wow, 24 years. I'll always remember that single good time."

    Lou Rutherford Auto Detailer
  • "When it comes to being passionate about politics, Joe Lieberman and I have a thing or two in common. When it comes to how we spell our last names, though, I spell mine with two n's."

    Paul Liebermann Carcass Splitter

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