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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Lieberman Not Running For Re-Election

Senator and one-time vice-presidential candidate Joe Lieberman (I-CT) announced that he would not run for a fifth term in 2012. What do you think?

  • "I don't know why. He had the miserable asshole vote pretty much locked up."

    Erica Johnson Systems Analyst
  • "Wow, 24 years. I'll always remember that single good time."

    Lou Rutherford Auto Detailer
  • "When it comes to being passionate about politics, Joe Lieberman and I have a thing or two in common. When it comes to how we spell our last names, though, I spell mine with two n's."

    Paul Liebermann Carcass Splitter

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