Lieberman Not Running For Re-Election

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Lieberman Not Running For Re-Election

Senator and one-time vice-presidential candidate Joe Lieberman (I-CT) announced that he would not run for a fifth term in 2012. What do you think?

  • "I don't know why. He had the miserable asshole vote pretty much locked up."

    Erica Johnson
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  • "Wow, 24 years. I'll always remember that single good time."

    Lou Rutherford
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  • "When it comes to being passionate about politics, Joe Lieberman and I have a thing or two in common. When it comes to how we spell our last names, though, I spell mine with two n's."

    Paul Liebermann
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