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Vol 44 Issue 28

All-Star Game Gimmicks

As if it weren't enough to feature the game's top players in the only All-Star game in all the pro sports with any real implications, Major League...
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Life Expectancy Falls

A study at the Harvard Global Health Initiative shows that, for a segment of the population, life expectancy is lower now that in was in the early '80s. What do you think?
  • "Wow, I'm glad my grandma died in the '80s!"

    Marvin Prieboy
    Makeup Salesperson
  • "Let's keep working to get it even lower. People over 30 make me sad."

    Kelly Ridgeway
    Systems Analyst
  • "Oh yeah? Well then how do you explain my mother, who was alive during both decades?"

    Richard Moreland
    Hunting Guide
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