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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Light Exposure Could Help With Jet Lag

Scientists have found that exposing a sleeping person to bursts of flashing light can trick their brain into adjusting its circadian rhythm, a potential breakthrough in combatting jet lag. What do you think?

  • “The inconveniences of business travelers are among the most pressing issues we face as a nation today.”

    Marion Flack Yogurt Thickener
  • “This sounds promising, but I’m worried that there will be hell to pay if my brain figures out I’m trying to trick it.”

    Justin Dooley Water Rationer
  • “Jet lag has never been a problem for me. I always feel fine after three or four days.”

    Aidan Olsted Belt Reinforcer

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