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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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'Lincoln' Leads With 12 Oscar Nominations

The Steven Spielberg film Lincoln led the pack this year with 12 Academy Award nominations, including Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Actor for Daniel Day-Lewis. What do you think?

  • “Well, I’ll wait and see if it wins all 12 before I commit to watching.”

    Kent Lipschultz Veterans’ Counselor
  • “I’m not sure. The fact that I haven’t seen or even heard of Amour means it probably has the best chance of winning.”

    Hank Durst Knuckle Strap Sewer
  • “I’ve stopped paying attention since Agnes Moorehead was snubbed for Hush…Hush, Sweet Charlotte in 1964.”

    Sandy Hooper Torque Tester
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