'Lincoln' Leads With 12 Oscar Nominations

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'Lincoln' Leads With 12 Oscar Nominations

The Steven Spielberg film Lincoln led the pack this year with 12 Academy Award nominations, including Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Actor for Daniel Day-Lewis. What do you think?

  • “Well, I’ll wait and see if it wins all 12 before I commit to watching.”

    Kent Lipschultz
    Veterans’ Counselor
  • “I’m not sure. The fact that I haven’t seen or even heard of Amour means it probably has the best chance of winning.”

    Hank Durst
    Knuckle Strap Sewer
  • “I’ve stopped paying attention since Agnes Moorehead was snubbed for Hush…Hush, Sweet Charlotte in 1964.”

    Sandy Hooper
    Torque Tester