Lincoln Memorial Vandalized With Green Paint

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Lincoln Memorial Vandalized With Green Paint

Police closed the Lincoln Memorial early today after discovering that vandals had splattered green paint along the base of the iconic statue of 16th president Abraham Lincoln, as well as on the monument’s marble floor. What do you think?

  • “A powerful message that really makes you think.”

    Paul Kontomitras
    Systems Analyst
  • “Why do the worst things always happen to the nicest people?”

    Clara Sutton
    Epidemiologist
  • “Unless someone spray painted green penises, I’m not interested. I’m a busy man and I don’t have time for this nonsense.”

    Marshall Urman
    Bond Trader
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