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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Lincoln Memorial Vandalized With Green Paint

Police closed the Lincoln Memorial early today after discovering that vandals had splattered green paint along the base of the iconic statue of 16th president Abraham Lincoln, as well as on the monument’s marble floor. What do you think?

  • “A powerful message that really makes you think.”

    Paul Kontomitras Systems Analyst
  • “Why do the worst things always happen to the nicest people?”

    Clara Sutton Epidemiologist
  • “Unless someone spray painted green penises, I’m not interested. I’m a busy man and I don’t have time for this nonsense.”

    Marshall Urman Bond Trader
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