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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Lincoln Memorial Vandalized With Green Paint

Police closed the Lincoln Memorial early today after discovering that vandals had splattered green paint along the base of the iconic statue of 16th president Abraham Lincoln, as well as on the monument’s marble floor. What do you think?

  • “A powerful message that really makes you think.”

    Paul Kontomitras Systems Analyst
  • “Why do the worst things always happen to the nicest people?”

    Clara Sutton Epidemiologist
  • “Unless someone spray painted green penises, I’m not interested. I’m a busy man and I don’t have time for this nonsense.”

    Marshall Urman Bond Trader

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