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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Lincoln Memorial Vandalized With Green Paint

Police closed the Lincoln Memorial early today after discovering that vandals had splattered green paint along the base of the iconic statue of 16th president Abraham Lincoln, as well as on the monument’s marble floor. What do you think?

  • “A powerful message that really makes you think.”

    Paul Kontomitras Systems Analyst
  • “Why do the worst things always happen to the nicest people?”

    Clara Sutton Epidemiologist
  • “Unless someone spray painted green penises, I’m not interested. I’m a busy man and I don’t have time for this nonsense.”

    Marshall Urman Bond Trader

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