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LinkedIn Passwords Hacked

The professional social-networking site LinkedIn announced that some of its passwords had been leaked in a security breach. What do you think?

  • “Oh, no! That means someone might have gained access to all my public information.”

    Marty Katt Narcotics Investigator
  • "Enjoy reading the names of my work acquaintances while you still can, villains."

    Dean Wendt Chemical-Strength Tester
  • “I want to hear why the hackers did it, because they seem to be the only ones who see any value in my damn LinkedIn page.”

    Geri Moll Unemployed


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