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Live-Action ‘Beauty And The Beast’ In The Works

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Live-Action ‘Beauty And The Beast’ In The Works

Following the box-office success of the live-action films Maleficent, Oz: The Great and Powerful, and Alice in Wonderland, Disney has announced that it’s planning a live-action version of its 1991 animated classic Beauty and the Beast. What do you think?

  • “I’ve loved sharing the classic animated version with my daughter, and now I’m even more excited to deflate her sense of wonder with a grounded revisionist take.”

    Phillip Neil
    Office Furniture Shipper
  • “A live-action Lion King might be cool if the cast didn’t eat one another.”

    Janice Keuther
    Parachute Inspector
  • “Wait—Disney didn’t already release a new live-action version of Beauty and the Beast? Then what the hell did I just watch?”

    Ralph Purnhagen
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