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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.
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Lohan Banned From Hotel For $46,000 Unpaid Bill

Actress Lindsay Lohan has been banned from the chic Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood, where she lived during June and July, after failing to pay $46,350 in accommodations charges, room service, restaurant tabs, and cigarette and mini-bar fees. What do you think?

  • “That’s why my wife and I always make sure to use our AAA discount whenever we spend a few months living at the Chateau Marmont.”

    Penny Moore Manicurist
  • “The pay-per-view movies are where they get you.”

    Charles Machione Offset Duplicating Machine Operator
  • “What a cruel thing to do to the Chateau Marmont. They’re still trying to dig themselves out of the financial hole left by F. Scott Fitzgerald.”

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