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LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

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LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Lohan Sues E*Trade Over TV Ad

Actress Lindsay Lohan filed a lawsuit against the Internet brokerage E*Trade over a commercial featuring a talking baby named Lindsay who suffers from "milkaholism." What do you think?
  • "That wasn't about Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan suffers from ALCO-holism."

    Scott Holfield Unemployed
  • "That's the baby who has the out-of-control pet beaver, right?"

    Chuck Anderson Store Manager
  • "Man, if she overreacts that badly, I definitely won't be releasing my commercial featuring an anorexic fame-hungry sometimes-lesbian who tries on clothes at Barneys."

    Elizabeth Coslaw Advertising Agent

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