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Breaking: ACLU Hard As A Fucking Rock Right Now

NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.

Fermilab Receives Generous Anonymous Particle Donation

BATAVIA, IL—Calling it the most substantial private donation the research facility has received in years, officials at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory announced Monday that an anonymous benefactor had given them a generous particle donation.
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London Authorities Shut Off Springsteen, McCartney Mics

At a Bruce Springsteen concert in London’s Hyde Park on Saturday, local authorities shut off the power on stage to comply with a 10:30 p.m. curfew, cutting short the show’s finale, in which Paul McCartney performed alongside the Boss. What do you think?

  • “Fact: British people hate the Beatles.”

    Sarah Harmeyer Cooking Instructor
  • “I’m so glad I live in a city where no one polices the park at night.”

    Sean Diez Aeronautics Engineer
  • “Pshaw! A true rock ’n’ roller’s curfew runs until 11 p.m.”

    Jaewoo Kang Systems Analyst

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