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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Longest Hypersonic Flight Test Conducted

In a test of the X-51A jet last week, it reached speeds of mach 5 for over three minutes, the longest hypersonic flight by a factor of ten. What do you think?

  • "It must have been so cool when the phrase 'Holy shit!' finally caught up to the jet 15 minutes later."

    Erin Kramer Systems Analyst
  • "That's amazing! Now when it comes to what we use that sort of thing for, what exactly do we use that sort of thing for?"

    Bart Magnuson Signaler
  • "What? I'm sorry you'll have to speak up. Yesterday this thing going at mach 5 flew over my house."

    Martin Licht Vegetable Sorter

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