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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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‘Lorax’ No. 1

The Lorax, the CGI adaptation of the classic Dr. Seuss book, opened No. 1 at the box office this weekend, bringing in more than $70 million. What do you think?

  • “I guess if you’re going to bastardize the work of Dr. Seuss, you might as well make a ton of money from it.”

    Jason Svenonius Latexer
  • “We can’t afford the movies anymore, so I just chopped down a bunch of trees while my kids cried.”

    Erica Gamboa Emblem Drawer-In
  • “I’m not surprised. Do you have any idea how long my children have been clamoring for a Danny DeVito–voiced animated feature?”

    Niles Canty Rug Dyer

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