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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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‘Lorax’ No. 1

The Lorax, the CGI adaptation of the classic Dr. Seuss book, opened No. 1 at the box office this weekend, bringing in more than $70 million. What do you think?

  • “I guess if you’re going to bastardize the work of Dr. Seuss, you might as well make a ton of money from it.”

    Jason Svenonius Latexer
  • “We can’t afford the movies anymore, so I just chopped down a bunch of trees while my kids cried.”

    Erica Gamboa Emblem Drawer-In
  • “I’m not surprised. Do you have any idea how long my children have been clamoring for a Danny DeVito–voiced animated feature?”

    Niles Canty Rug Dyer

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