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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Los Angeles Painting Streets White To Offset Climate Change

In a plan to lower the city’s temperature by 3 degrees over the next 20 years, Los Angeles is coating its roads in a white paint called CoolSeal, which causes them to absorb less heat. What do you think?

  • “This is exactly the kind of piecemeal measure requiring no effort on my part that we need in the fight against climate change.”

    Beth Weyman Executive Ladler
  • “Are we sure the benefits of avoiding environmental catastrophe really offset the costs of extra paint?”

    Colin Endres Herdsman
  • “Glossing over our problems... I like it!”

    Matt Roussos Unemployed

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New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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