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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Lost Pyramids Found On Google Earth?

After scouring images from the global-mapping program Google Earth, blogger Angela Micol of North Carolina believes she may have found two previously unknown pyramid complexes in Egypt, though experts argue the structures may be little more than eroded hills. What do you think?

  • “I think her work demands further investigation with Street View.”

    Cynthia Locey Rope Cleaner
  • “That reminds me: I found a bunch of pyramids all up and down the Appalachians."

    Benny Yang Systems Analyst
  • “That’s funny, because just this morning I also found something on Google.”

    Ray Murata Warehouse Supervisor
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