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Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN

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Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN

The outspoken CNN anchor announced Wednesday that he was resigning, effective immediately. What do you think?
  • "Where on cable television am I supposed to find another right-wing, xenophobic, paranoid white guy pretending to be a journalist?"

    Petra Wimbish Systems Analyst
  • "It's going to be a tough adjustment period for Mrs. Dobbs, what with Lou being at home all the time, hanging out down in the basement and barking into his CB radio."

    Arthur LeBlanc Sidehand
  • "Finally, we'll get to hear what he really thinks about illegal immigrants."

    LaVonn McDonald Music Typographer

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