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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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‘Love Actually’ Sequel In The Works

To honor the charity event Red Nose Day this May, filmmaker Richard Curtis will produce a brief miniature sequel to his 2003 smash hit Love Actually, checking in on many of the original characters. What do you think?

  • “As long as makeup artist Lorna McGowan is returning, this is a can’t-miss!”

    Cal Rixby Systems Analyst
  • “I can’t believe I spent 14 years on this script for nothing.”

    Tanner Fowles Symposium Scheduler
  • “But I thought they all died at the end?”

    Cora Langley Unemployed
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