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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Lower IQs Linked To Epilepsy Medication

Children of women who took the antiseizure drug valproate had lower IQs than those of women on other epilepsy medications. What do you think?
  • "As someone who lives above a day-care center, I would like to know how these researchers differentiate the low-IQ children from the rest."

    Wade Brookner Olive Brine Tester
  • "Who funded this study? Was it those crooks in the Dilantin camp? They never could stand valproate's success."

    Brooke Roberts Unemployed
  • "Ha! Pregnant women will eat anything, won't they?"

    Kyle Purnell Rubber Compounder
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