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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Lower IQs Linked To Epilepsy Medication

Children of women who took the antiseizure drug valproate had lower IQs than those of women on other epilepsy medications. What do you think?
  • "As someone who lives above a day-care center, I would like to know how these researchers differentiate the low-IQ children from the rest."

    Wade Brookner Olive Brine Tester
  • "Who funded this study? Was it those crooks in the Dilantin camp? They never could stand valproate's success."

    Brooke Roberts Unemployed
  • "Ha! Pregnant women will eat anything, won't they?"

    Kyle Purnell Rubber Compounder

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