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Still Some Nutella Left In Jar, Reports Depression

TIGARD, OR—Citing the fact that having another spoonful or two wasn't going to make much of a difference at this point anyway, a crippling bout of clinical depression reported Tuesday there was definitely still some Nutella left in that jar. 

Children's Stair Injuries Down Nearly 12%

A study from Nationwide Children's Hospital in Columbus, OH reports that, while a child is hospitalized every six minutes with a stair-related injury, the number of incidences has fallen to 11.6 percent since 1999.

In Over Your Head

We're talking $1,310 a month for the next 30 years of your life—that's until 2042 and doesn't even begin to include property taxes.
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LSD Could Be Viable Alcoholism Treatment

A comprehensive analysis of LSD studies conducted in the 1960s and ’70s found that alcoholics were less likely to relapse if they took LSD under the controlled supervision of a psychiatrist. What do you think?

  • "No thanks. My doors of perception are blocked with empties, and they're going to stay that way."

    Jamie Harper
    General Helper
  • "Yeah, I can see how you’d be less prone to drink when your bottle of vodka screams at you to rip off its head."

    Liz Murray
    Public-Address Servicer
  • "Man, my psychiatrist sucks."

    Joe Pearson
    Dishwasher
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