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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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LSD Inventor Dead

Albert Hofmann, the Swiss chemist who created the hallucinogen LSD, died the age of 102. What do you think?
  • "Shit. Did anyone remember to write down the recipe for LSD?"

    Jackie Alpert Grocer
  • "It's just like I tell my kids: If you get involved with drugs, you're going to end up dead."

    Tom Ostin Systems Analyst
  • "Oh man, there goes my hookup."

    Bart Stein Helicopter Pilot
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