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Lugar Will Not Campaign For Republican Nominee

Sen. Dick Lugar (R-IN) announced he won’t campaign for Richard Mourdock, the Tea Party–backed candidate who defeated him in the primary. What do you think?

  • "What's he trying to prove? That Republicans can have dignity and character? Ship's sailed, buddy!"

    LeAnn Piper
    Home-Demonstration Agent
  • "Primaries really should have a clause that forces the loser to walk around in a sandwich board with the winner's face on it."

    Dennis Montone
    Systems Analyst
  • “He reminds me of the type of guy who after you steal his girlfriend won’t even tell you what she might like for her birthday.”

    Jack Marrow
    Lost-And-Found Clerk

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