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Mackenzie Phillips Had Sex With Father

Actress Mackenzie Phillips, star of One Day At A Time, writes in her new memoir that she had a consensual sexual relationship with her father, John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas. What do you think?
  • "That is absolutely revolting. Who in their right mind would pick Mackenzie over Chynna?"

    Christie McQuern Systems Analyst
  • "Seriously? But John Phillips wrote some of the squarest la-la-la pop music ever."

    Keith Cervantes Flag Designer
  • "In that case, I owe my fulminating, hippie-baiting dad an apology."

    Carl Splichalova Ignition Specialist

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