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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Macy’s Announces Store Closures, Layoffs

Following a sluggish holiday season and seven consecutive quarters of losses, Macy’s plans to shutter 63 of their locations and lay off 10,000 workers this spring. What do you think?

  • “That’s my bad. I haven’t bought a thing from any of those 63 locations in months.”

    Monique Lasser Systems Analyst
  • “Macy’s was always my favorite department store to walk through on my way to Wetzel’s Pretzels.”

    Dominic Dyrda Spatula Packager
  • “I knew the heady thrill of shopping local would have consequences.”

    Keith Finnegan Drawer Repairman

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