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Madonna Banned From Movie Theater For Texting

Madonna was kicked out of the Alamo Drafthouse movie theater in New York for texting during the film 12 Years A Slave, with the CEO of the theater chain banning her from any of the company’s locations until she publicly apologizes for her behavior. What do you think?

  • “Looks like there’s a new bad girl on the scene.”

    Ted Launer
    Unemployed
  • “I knew that toned-down Madonna from A League Of Their Own wouldn’t last.”

    Martha Styles
    Food Bacteriologist
  • “We’ve had a strict no-Madonna policy since the ’80s.”

    Ron Coates
    CEO Of AMC Loews Movie Theaters
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