adBlockCheck

Recent News

What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Returns To Off-Season Lifeguarding Job

ALEXANDRIA, VA—Saying she hadn’t missed a summer since she was on the U.S. Court of Appeals, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said Tuesday that she had once again returned to her off-season lifeguarding job at Splash Central waterpark.

President’s American Manufacturing Council Down To CEO Of Shoe Carnival

WASHINGTON—Following a series of resignations from prominent CEOs amid the fallout from President Trump’s handling of white-nationalist violence in Charlottesville, VA, White House sources confirmed Tuesday that Trump’s American Manufacturing Council is now down to a single member, Clifton Sifford, CEO and president of Shoe Carnival.

Contents Of The Voyager Golden Record

Forty years ago this week, NASA launched Voyager 2, which carries a gold-plated record featuring pictures and sounds from Earth as well as scientific information, all of which was carefully compiled in anticipation of a possible extraterrestrial encounter. Here are the contents of the record:
End Of Section
  • More News

Madonna Endorses 'Black Muslim' Obama

During a concert in Washington, D.C. Monday, pop singer Madonna urged the crowd to support President Barack Obama, whom she referred to as a “black Muslim in the White House” amid an impassioned, profanity-laced political speech. What do you think?

  • “Doesn’t she realize how much media attention comments like this draw to her?”

    Ian Bialek Systems Analyst
  • “Did she happen to mention who she likes for Indiana attorney general? I’m still on the fence.”

    Ernie Ingram Reservoir Caretaker
  • “Well, I just hope everyone still enjoyed themselves at her concert and felt like they got their money’s worth.”

    Annabelle McCurdy Lamp Wirer

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close