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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.

Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe

LOS ANGELES—Saying doctors strongly recommended that he stay off the injured foot, representatives for Brad Pitt confirmed to reporters Sunday that the actor was sidelined six to eight weeks with a case of red carpet toe.

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
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Madonna, Warner Bros. Part Ways

Madonna left her longtime music label Warner Bros. for a 10-year, $120 million contract with the world's largest concert promoter, Live Nation. What do you think?
  • "I'm guessing she was unhappy with Warner because they severely limited her disco-crucifix budget."

    Ryan Bledsoe Phone Line Maintenance Man
  • "At least now she won't be up all night handing out flyers like she had to for last year's Confessions tour."

    Will Southern Dog Walker
  • "So long as she stays far away in England, she can do whatever she wants."

    Linda Braxton Union Organizer
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