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Madonna, Warner Bros. Part Ways

Madonna left her longtime music label Warner Bros. for a 10-year, $120 million contract with the world's largest concert promoter, Live Nation. What do you think?
  • "I'm guessing she was unhappy with Warner because they severely limited her disco-crucifix budget."

    Ryan Bledsoe Phone Line Maintenance Man
  • "At least now she won't be up all night handing out flyers like she had to for last year's Confessions tour."

    Will Southern Dog Walker
  • "So long as she stays far away in England, she can do whatever she wants."

    Linda Braxton Union Organizer

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