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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Magazine Sales Continue Downward Trend

Newsstand sales of magazines decreased 9.2 percent in the first half of 2011. What do you think?

  • "Newsstands only use magazines as a loss leader to bolster sales of precious gum."

    Theiry Reis Construction Inspector
  • "That doesn't necessarily mean readership is down. In fact, a single copy of People is read by an average of 228 nail-salon customers."

    Hal Stamets Rasper
  • "Publishers need to tailor their products to a younger audience—for example, by misspelling words, omitting or abusing punctuation, and keeping articles to a manageable 140-character length."

    Ella Reichert Unemployed
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