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The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Magazine Sales Continue Downward Trend

Newsstand sales of magazines decreased 9.2 percent in the first half of 2011. What do you think?

  • "Newsstands only use magazines as a loss leader to bolster sales of precious gum."

    Theiry Reis Construction Inspector
  • "That doesn't necessarily mean readership is down. In fact, a single copy of People is read by an average of 228 nail-salon customers."

    Hal Stamets Rasper
  • "Publishers need to tailor their products to a younger audience—for example, by misspelling words, omitting or abusing punctuation, and keeping articles to a manageable 140-character length."

    Ella Reichert Unemployed
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