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Veteran Told What Offends Him

WASHINGTON—In the wake of protests in which some players knelt during the national anthem prior to this week’s NFL games, a U.S. Army veteran has been informed that the acts offended him.

Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:
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Magna Carta Issued

The Magna Carta, which limits the powers of the king and binds him to the rule of law, was issued on June 15, 1215. What do you think?
  • "Then, tis tyme to become taken awaye to the prisonne, for I am desirous to trye this new Habeas Corpus."

    Hamon Millins Stoveblack
  • "Wolde that be the hub-bub at the meadow Runnymede on Monday last? I thought it was juste another publick Juwe-disemboweling."

    Godwin Smyth Offal Forrager
  • "Step from my path! With haste I must make my way to the tallow shoppe’s Magna Carta celebration reduction event."

    Alviva Gwynyk Noblewoman

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