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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Magna Carta Issued

The Magna Carta, which limits the powers of the king and binds him to the rule of law, was issued on June 15, 1215. What do you think?
  • "Then, tis tyme to become taken awaye to the prisonne, for I am desirous to trye this new Habeas Corpus."

    Hamon Millins Stoveblack
  • "Wolde that be the hub-bub at the meadow Runnymede on Monday last? I thought it was juste another publick Juwe-disemboweling."

    Godwin Smyth Offal Forrager
  • "Step from my path! With haste I must make my way to the tallow shoppe’s Magna Carta celebration reduction event."

    Alviva Gwynyk Noblewoman

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