Major Obama Donor Accused Of Fraud

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Major Obama Donor Accused Of Fraud

Abake Assongba, a New York woman who with her husband contributed $50,000 to the Obama campaign, is accused of defrauding people out of more than $650,000 and using the money to build a house. What do you think?

  • "Can this donor get around the charge by declaring herself a corporation? Then I think she'd be in the clear."

    Alan Tapia
    Paster
  • "Obviously Obama has to give the money back, but as a gesture of good faith, he should also burn their house down."

    Katie Warren
    Register Repairer
  • "I hope no one vets me. I donated $5, and one time I stole a bracelet from Target."

    Dan Thompson
    MVA-Reactor Operator