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How Amazon Plans To Expand

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking

WASHINGTON—Saying the practice accounted for a sizable portion of the nation’s physical activity on any given day, a new report published Tuesday by researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that Americans currently get 44 percent of their exercise from licking things.

‘Lost Dog’ Poster Really Tooting Dog’s Horn

BROOKLYN, NY—Claiming the flyer could really stand to tone it down a little, sources said a lost dog poster that began appearing in Brooklyn’s Fort Greene neighborhood Tuesday was really tooting the dog’s horn.
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Major Obama Donor Accused Of Fraud

Abake Assongba, a New York woman who with her husband contributed $50,000 to the Obama campaign, is accused of defrauding people out of more than $650,000 and using the money to build a house. What do you think?

  • "Can this donor get around the charge by declaring herself a corporation? Then I think she'd be in the clear."

    Alan Tapia Paster
  • "Obviously Obama has to give the money back, but as a gesture of good faith, he should also burn their house down."

    Katie Warren Register Repairer
  • "I hope no one vets me. I donated $5, and one time I stole a bracelet from Target."

    Dan Thompson MVA-Reactor Operator

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