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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Majority Of Americans Now Support Legalizing Marijuana

According to the Pew Research Center, 52 percent of Americans are now in favor of legalizing marijuana while only 45 percent oppose it, marking the first time in over 40 years of polling by the company that a majority of citizens have backed pot’s legalization. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, but Pew’s a bunch of stoners.”

    Peggy Gonneau Food Truck Operator
  • “Great news. I look forward to a society where I can don my Chronic the Hemphog T-shirt with pride.”

    Earl Clotworthy Systems Analyst
  • “How are we doing on Angel Dust reform?”

    Daniel Sampler Histopathologist
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