Majority Of Americans Now Support Legalizing Marijuana

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Majority Of Americans Now Support Legalizing Marijuana

According to the Pew Research Center, 52 percent of Americans are now in favor of legalizing marijuana while only 45 percent oppose it, marking the first time in over 40 years of polling by the company that a majority of citizens have backed pot’s legalization. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, but Pew’s a bunch of stoners.”

    Peggy Gonneau
    Food Truck Operator
  • “Great news. I look forward to a society where I can don my Chronic the Hemphog T-shirt with pride.”

    Earl Clotworthy
    Systems Analyst
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