adBlockCheck

Recent News

Tips For Back-To-School Shopping

As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
End Of Section
  • More News

Majority Of Americans Now Support Legalizing Marijuana

According to the Pew Research Center, 52 percent of Americans are now in favor of legalizing marijuana while only 45 percent oppose it, marking the first time in over 40 years of polling by the company that a majority of citizens have backed pot’s legalization. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, but Pew’s a bunch of stoners.”

    Peggy Gonneau Food Truck Operator
  • “Great news. I look forward to a society where I can don my Chronic the Hemphog T-shirt with pride.”

    Earl Clotworthy Systems Analyst
  • “How are we doing on Angel Dust reform?”

    Daniel Sampler Histopathologist

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close