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‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.
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Malcolm McLaren Dead At 64

Music manager Malcolm McLaren, who is credited with creating such acts as the Sex Pistols and Bow Wow Wow, died in Switzerland last Thursday. What do you think?

  • "I can't wait to hear Public Image Ltd.'s rendition of 'Candle In The Wind.'"

    Michael Lwin Systems Analyst
  • "I thought it was really touching when Johnny Rotten called him a fucking cunt and spit on his coffin while delivering the eulogy."

    Shannon Gorman Water Taxi Driver
  • "Luckily, we still have plenty of dangerous, outspoken bands working to change the stagnant culture these days."

    Sam Ashman Propeller Inspector

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