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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Male Birth-Control Pill

Scientists are reportedly close to perfecting a birth-control pill for men that will stop the development of sperm. What do you think?
  • "If my wife can't remember to take her pill, what makes you think I can rely on her to make me take mine?"

    Peter Haynes Insurance Salesman
  • "I tend to be pretty forgetful, so once they release a male morning-after pill, I'll be all set."

    Paul Bannon Knife Sharpener
  • "We already bear the enormous responsibility of pulling out and now they want to make us do this?"

    Kyle Bruckner Systems Analyst

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