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Scientists are reportedly close to perfecting a birth-control pill for men that will stop the development of sperm. What do you think?
  • "If my wife can't remember to take her pill, what makes you think I can rely on her to make me take mine?"

    Peter Haynes
    Insurance Salesman
  • "I tend to be pretty forgetful, so once they release a male morning-after pill, I'll be all set."

    Paul Bannon
    Knife Sharpener
  • "We already bear the enormous responsibility of pulling out and now they want to make us do this?"

    Kyle Bruckner
    Systems Analyst
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