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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Male Millennials More Likely To Live With Parents

According to a new study, 36 percent of Americans between the ages of 18 and 31 lived with their parents in 2012, with 4 in 10 male millennials still living at home as compared to 32 percent of females. What do you think?

  • “What kind of loser gets subjected to rampant unemployment and the skyrocketing cost of living?”

    Troy Daniels Naturopathic Physician
  • “Yes! I always knew I was in the vanguard of a dawning trend.”

    Jeff Sheldrick Cigar Roller
  • “Of course my 25-year-old son needs to stay at home. Who is going to massage my calves and cut the stray threads off my area rugs?”

    Shirley Fox Inventory Clerk

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