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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Male Students Overestimate Male Classmates

A study of gender bias in the classroom found that male college students consistently overestimated and gave more credit to male classmates than female ones, even when the latter group earned higher grades. What do you think?

  • “Overstating their abilities is just one of the many great skills men have.”

    Blake Tierney Unemployed
  • “But think of how exciting it must be when a guy gets that rare chance to be surprised by a woman he’s been underestimating this whole time.”

    Harvey Lund Placard Hanger
  • “I hope that’s not all that the researchers learned. The first semester should cover way more stuff.”

    Bella Harriman Snack Consultant
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