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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Male Students Overestimate Male Classmates

A study of gender bias in the classroom found that male college students consistently overestimated and gave more credit to male classmates than female ones, even when the latter group earned higher grades. What do you think?

  • “Overstating their abilities is just one of the many great skills men have.”

    Blake Tierney Unemployed
  • “But think of how exciting it must be when a guy gets that rare chance to be surprised by a woman he’s been underestimating this whole time.”

    Harvey Lund Placard Hanger
  • “I hope that’s not all that the researchers learned. The first semester should cover way more stuff.”

    Bella Harriman Snack Consultant

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