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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Man Arrested Trying To Board Flight With M-80s

Authorities in Philadelphia arrested a 29-year-old man trying to board a flight to San Francisco with commercial-grade M-80s and a bottle of flash powder. What do you think?

  • "There are so many different kinds of fireworks, how is anyone supposed to remember which ones are allowed on planes?"

    Eric Kipper Systems Analyst
  • "So now it’s the government’s business when a man wants to blow up dog poop across state lines?"

    Felicia Sandor Organ-Pipe Voicer
  • "Putting the fireworks kiosk in the Philadelphia airport was definitely a bad idea."

    Pat Nicholson Glass Bender
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