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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Man Arrested Trying To Board Flight With M-80s

Authorities in Philadelphia arrested a 29-year-old man trying to board a flight to San Francisco with commercial-grade M-80s and a bottle of flash powder. What do you think?

  • "There are so many different kinds of fireworks, how is anyone supposed to remember which ones are allowed on planes?"

    Eric Kipper Systems Analyst
  • "So now it’s the government’s business when a man wants to blow up dog poop across state lines?"

    Felicia Sandor Organ-Pipe Voicer
  • "Putting the fireworks kiosk in the Philadelphia airport was definitely a bad idea."

    Pat Nicholson Glass Bender

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