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Man Arrested Trying To Board Flight With M-80s

Authorities in Philadelphia arrested a 29-year-old man trying to board a flight to San Francisco with commercial-grade M-80s and a bottle of flash powder. What do you think?

  • "There are so many different kinds of fireworks, how is anyone supposed to remember which ones are allowed on planes?"

    Eric Kipper
    Systems Analyst
  • "So now it’s the government’s business when a man wants to blow up dog poop across state lines?"

    Felicia Sandor
    Organ-Pipe Voicer
  • "Putting the fireworks kiosk in the Philadelphia airport was definitely a bad idea."

    Pat Nicholson
    Glass Bender
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