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Man Creates Functional Gun On 3D Printer

Cody Wilson, founder of the libertarian nonprofit Defense Distributed, has created a functional plastic gun on a 3D printer that uses standard handgun rounds, demonstrating that anyone with such technology can make their own largely undetectable and untraceable firearm. What do you think?

  • “That’s what the government gets for making regular guns so difficult to acquire.”

    Christophe Bettenfeld Knife Grinder
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