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Man Drives Car Into Wal-Mart, Assaults Shoppers

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Man Drives Car Into Wal-Mart, Assaults Shoppers

A man is in custody in San Jose, CA after he struck two cars with his Oldsmobile in a Wal-Mart parking lot Sunday, drove through the storefront, and then exited his vehicle and assaulted three store patrons and an employee with a blunt object. What do you think?

  • “Is there no space left that’s sacred?”

    Mira Sandknop
    Casket Liner
  • “Nice to see some blunt-object violence for a change.”

    E.J. Morgenthal
    Animal Trainer
  • “I’m bad at parking, too.”

    Zack Helstrom
    Systems Analyst

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