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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Man Nearly Loses Arms After Injecting Them To Look Like The Hulk

In an effort to make his body resemble the Incredible Hulk, a 25-year-old bodybuilder from Brazil reportedly injected his arms with a solution of oil and alcohol to grow his biceps, which solidified into “rocks” and nearly required amputation. What do you think?

  • “What an idiot. Everyone knows that you have to blast yourself with gamma radiation to become the Hulk.”

    Andy Chapman Unemployed
  • “He should have spoken to a qualified physician about safe, responsible ways to look like a mutant.”

    Jen Curtis Makeup Consultant
  • “Well, did he look like the Hulk or not?”

    Connor Bush Software Engineer

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