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Man To Skydive From Edge Of Space

With sponsorship from energy-drink maker Red Bull, Austrian daredevil Felix Baumgartner will ride a helium balloon to the edge of outer space and skydive from a record height of 23 miles, provided weather conditions allow. What do you think?

  • “That Red Bull should help him stay awake during that super boring fall.”

    Patsy Collingwood Unemployed
  • “He’s just doing it for the attention; nobody give it to him.”

    Craig Westerby Delinquent-Account Clerk
  • “It’s just like Red Bull’s slogan: ‘Red Bull will fucking kill you.’”

    Bernard Henson Horse Exerciser

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