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Man Uses Air Conditioner To Attack Michael Bay

A man reportedly attacked Michael Bay on the set of Transformers 4 in Hong Kong by swinging an air conditioning unit at Bay’s head, though the director was able to avoid serious injury by ducking and then wrestling the appliance away from his assailant. What do you think?

  • “This voodoo doll is more powerful than I ever could have imagined.”

    Wendy Rathaus Systems Analyst
  • “He does have one of those faces you just want to swing an air conditioner at.”

    Carlton Tracy Rehabilitation Therapist
  • “He didn’t deserve this. Maybe being struck with a lamp, but not this.”

    Bernie Cross Weaving Instructor

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