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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.
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Manson, Von Teese Split

Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese has reportedly filed for divorce from shock-rocker Marilyn Manson. What do you think?
  • "They had a pretty standard marital disagreement: She wanted to have kids, he wanted to take a shit on them."

    Kiki Javerbaum Gymnastics Coach
  • "Hear that, ladies? The dating scene just got exponentially more horrifying."

    Calvin Dumas Poultry Farmer
  • "I'm proud of her for making it this far. Statistically speaking, marriages to androgynous Satanist wingnuts rarely survive more than six months."

    Brian Warner Systems Analyst

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