"They had a pretty standard marital disagreement: She wanted to have kids, he wanted to take a shit on them."Kiki Javerbaum Gymnastics Coach
"Hear that, ladies? The dating scene just got exponentially more horrifying."Calvin Dumas Poultry Farmer
"I'm proud of her for making it this far. Statistically speaking, marriages to androgynous Satanist wingnuts rarely survive more than six months."Brian Warner Systems Analyst
Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese has reportedly filed for divorce from shock-rocker Marilyn Manson. What do you think?