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TomKitten's Silent Birth

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter Suri was born Tuesday under Scientology's strict "silent birth" guidelines. What do you think?
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Many More Chernobyl Victims?

A new Greenpeace report argues that 10 times as many people died from the Chernobyl disaster than official estimates claimed at the time. What do you think?
  • "Is Greenpeace counting the two-headed people twice? Because that's not fair."

    Rachel Galland
    Systems Analyst
  • "'Chernobyl' is such an ugly word. Can't we call it something pleasant, like 'Love Canal'?"

    Geoff Martinez
    Mail Carrier
  • "Once again, Greenpeace: Thanks for brightening my day."

    Ishmael Roland
    Radiologist
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