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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Many More Chernobyl Victims?

A new Greenpeace report argues that 10 times as many people died from the Chernobyl disaster than official estimates claimed at the time. What do you think?
  • "Is Greenpeace counting the two-headed people twice? Because that's not fair."

    Rachel Galland Systems Analyst
  • "'Chernobyl' is such an ugly word. Can't we call it something pleasant, like 'Love Canal'?"

    Geoff Martinez Mail Carrier
  • "Once again, Greenpeace: Thanks for brightening my day."

    Ishmael Roland Radiologist
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