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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Marcel Marceau Dead

Famed French mime Marcel Marceau is dead at 84. What do you think?
  • "While the world will miss Marcel Marceau the man, his character 'Bip' will always live on in my nightmares."

    Kurt Jurgens Window Washer
  • "The sorrow I feel can best be expressed with a rousing speech spoken through a bullhorn."

    Jennifer Van Houten Manicurist
  • "[tear falls from eye] [wiping away of the tear] [solemn wave goodbye] [exit via imaginary stairs]"

    Ritch Gerald Investment Banker

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