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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Mardi Gras 2006?

Mardi Gras organizers in New Orleans promised that they will hold the celebration in February 2006 as planned, despite the destruction caused by Hurricane Katrina. What do you think?

  • "Imagine: all the fun of Mardi Gras combined with all the logistical nightmares of Kevin Costner's Waterworld."

    Rachel Briggs Systems Analyst
  • "That sucks. You know how hard it is to get a chick to take off her dive mask, remove her rebreather, roll up her scuba suit, and show her tits?"

    Alvin McMichaels Roofer
  • "I don't know if I would go to it. I would have a hard time getting excited about mold-themed floats."

    Jensen Clymer Illustrator
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