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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Mariah Spawns Twins

Singer Mariah Carey gave birth to twins, one boy and one girl, on Saturday. What do you think?

  • "This settles it: She's way better than Whitney Houston."

    Max Ferguson Mine Surveyor
  • “Those lucky kids are going to get screamed at in octaves most children can only dream of."

    Nicki Udhin Wig Dresser
  • "That's great news! Now our country finally has something to be happy about."

    Harlan Raven Unemployed

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